February 2012
wow I’m getting really good at seeming like I don’t really care about Josh. My brain is applauding, my stupid heart is screaming the opposite.
shiiiiiiite.
ughhhh i want a cuddle.
thank you mummy for leaving a four cheese ravioli in the fridge. i dont know if its actually for me or not but its exactly what i need right now and daaaamn its tasty.
self loathing sunday
shit shit. shit shit shit.
shit.
I feel like I cheated on Josh or something.
There I was last month telling him not to see anyone else and here I am hooking up with one of his fellow medics.
Why do I feel so awful? :(
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slutty weekend.
in both senses of the word.
it was an awesome weekend.
and I was a massive slut bag disease ridden whore, of course.
I say was. I still very much am.
mwahaha.
i type awesome.
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I just want to sit on the sofa with my duvet and my best friend and pizza, watching He’s Just Not That Into You on a continuous loop forever.
Guys are dicks.
Unless they are gay.
The End.
Oh, no worries on the phone charger.. my kindle charger works on it.
Awesome.
9 days at home and I have left my phone charger in France. Of course.
Merde.
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I’m hoooooooooome.
And it’s LOVELY.
I saw Josh first before aaaanyone else (ooh. err.) and that was all right.
And now I’m in my good old bed going to get some sleep.
IT’S NOT EVEN MIDNIGHT YET AND MY BODY IS TIRED, I LOVE WHAT ENGLAND DOES TO ME.
And by England I do mean no sleep the night before then a journey from hell then 5 hours with non boyfriend (it was...
I haven’t slept.
Instead I’ve watched 8 episodes of House.
A wise choice.
oh my god adele and allan carr on the same table
i could laugh forever if those two just sat in a room and recorded their conversations for the rest of time.
Aw I’ve lost my voice and can’t rap.
Listening to Run This Town.
Feels like I’m in college again.
Definitely miss college.
Love Jay-Z.
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I’m all packed.
Though stupid Katrina thinking that I’d be OK with only hand luggage was stupid.
So my outfit to the airport consists of:
a pair of skinny jeans
a pair of regular jeans
3 pairs of socks
3 tops
a jumper
3 bras
a coat
4 pairs of underwear
a pair of boots
..I hope it isn’t a nice day on Wednesday. I know I’ll be cold when I get to England but France...
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JE SUIS MALADE. ENCORE.
JE NE COMPRENDE PAS.
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cannot breathe properly and therefore cannot sleep.
ugh X4millionbillionquadrilliontrillionzillion.
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get me homeeeeeee.
Already feeling that this trip home is going to be disastrous because of my financial shitness.
What is with all this typewritery moody ‘meaningful’ shit on paint swatches?
No.
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If it wasn't for wifi I probably would have killed...
PRAAAAISE DA LAWWWWD IT WERRKS IN MA BEDRUM.
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found a way to get French people to be nice to you:
have flu.
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the inventor of window shutters is my hero.
twenty past one and still gloriously dark, thank you thank you thank you.
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lol feeling my own forehead to see if I have a fever.
fail.
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Going to get into bed and die now.
At least I did over half of my to do list today. Now I have no to do list for tomorrow. Because I will be in bed all day.
Because I have flu. Mer.
What is everyone’s deal with not closing the door when they’re on the toilet here?
Tonight is easily the lowest I have ever felt.
I want my dad. And stupid Josh. Even though he is really really stupid and a dick.
I want a hug.
“You men have no idea what we’re dealing with down there. Teeth placement,...”
Oh my god we’re having porridge and tea. <3
Inappropriate Sex Questions Which I Doubt I Will... →
1 Have you ever had intercourse? 2. Oral sex? 3. Licked an ass? 4. Had your ass licked? 5. Stuck your tongue in their ass? 6. Swallowed cum? 7. Practiced bondage or BDSM? 8. Had anal sex? 9. Had an orgasm from anal sex? 10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt? 11. Had sex with someone of the same sex? 12. Did a threesome? 13. Did a foursome? 14. Been in an orgy? 15. Been in a...
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HAPPY BABY DAY.
I understand this, you shouldn’t.
Now That’s What I Call Love.
You must be kidding.